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Emergency Questions: 1001 conversation-savers for any situation

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If everyone else in the world left in a spaceship and left you behind, so everything belonged to you, where would you live? Do you think if more people bought him Christmas presents, the Devil might be less inclined to be evil? This has been the subject of much physics-fuelled debate, but I remain convinced that the Camberwick Green Clown is actually turning that handle the wrong way. Do you ever worry you’re a character in a computer game, operated by some bored teenaged alien, who’s deliberately making loads of shit happen to see what you’ll do, like you’re nothing more than an ant under a microscope, and soon he will be bored and have you killed in a ridiculous way?

Would you rather have to always wash your clothes in a dishwasher or always wash your plates, pans, cups, etc. Despite there being literally no more to this story, this was one of the most popular Emergency Questions by some enormous distance and the responses to it stretched out for days. People are going to get mightily fed up with stuff suddenly disappearing and being expected to pay for it twice. I would point out that this was written before certain allegations came to light, but honestly, I’m not actually sure I ever had enough respect for any of the Royal Family for any of them to do anything that could legitimately be described as ‘disappointing’ me.

If you could travel back to medieval times, what single object would you take with you that would guarantee that you would be made queen/worshiped as a god?

Robert Pershing Wadlow was an incredibly tall American who briefly became a celebrity in the 1930s purely on account of his height. Would you rather have real-life VAR (the controversial Video Assistant Referee used in football matches) […] or only be able to earn a living as a look-alike of someone famous? If I could understand why I find them so hysterical, then frankly I’d understand a lot more about myself. When a Saturday Boy in a Mr Wimpy costume was upended by exuberant youngsters outside the Wimpy restaurant adjacent to Liverpool Central, and started rolling down Ranelagh Street with increasing momentum.If you had to bathe in excrement, what animal or individual human’s excrement would you choose to bathe in? If you had to do a human centipede with two other people, if you had to, but you could choose the two other people, and you’re in the middle, who would you choose? Would you rather have to live the rest of your life with Emu from Rod Hull and Emu grafted onto your arm, and you have to keep him moving and reacting at all times, even when you’re on your own, or have to have a full bath every day and once it’s over have to drink all the bath water before you’re allowed to do anything else?

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